Guesses For Our New Position
Ok, some very interesting guesses that we got for our new Director of Marketing. I love some of these. Made me really laugh. Let me know what your favorite one was.
Some of my favorites
-Director of 80/20
-Director of Morgan
-Director of Mammals
-Director of Munchies
-Director of Billiards
-Director of Hot Chicks
-Chris Brogan
-Wayne Sutton (I didn’t know that this is a business title)
-New CEO (<— WTF?)
-Director of Awesome Lunches
Best of the rest
-Director of Sales and Marketing
-Expanding our office or merging with a local company
-Director of Material Wealth
-Director of HR
-Director of Personal Branding
-Director of PR
-Director of Engagement
-Director of Hashtagging
-Director of Business Development
-Director of Twitterati
-Director of Microblogging
-Director of Interactive Technologies
-Director of Sales, Social Media, Service
-Director of Web Delivery
-Director of New Business
-Dude you are killing me here . -)
-Director of Search
-VP of Biz Development
-App Development
-Sales Manager
-Designer of Social Media Experience
-Social Media Strategist
-Social media strategist ninja
-Web designer
-Are you going virtual
-Expanding or hiring your sales team
-I’m flattered but this is a lot of buzz over hiring me as your new web designer
-Your next step: You are hiring a new person? Or maybe getting new desks? You landed a great new client.
-My guesses (can I have two?) for Twine Interactive’s next step: 1) You’re hiring! or 2) You’re partnering with another local business . . .
-(blush) for not reading instructions.
-You are hiring someone awesome to help with your awesome current clients and possibly a new one? for not reading instructions
Which one is your favorite?


